>BREAKING NEWS

This is Ralph, coming to you live from the Beretta Hall front desk with an important piece of breaking news. I have just received word that Sandy, the most awesome chair-select in the world is coming to San Antonio in December. Once again, Sandy, who attends Berkeley, is coming to San Antonio in December. We'll have more details to follow as this story continues to develop. In the meantime, we return to your regularly scheduled programming.