My life is brilliant. . .

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

You know you work or have worked at Gap 9010 if you've. . .

  • called 9002 every 5 minutes to avoid the endless hold
  • drowned out the music from neighboring department(s) with your own
  • cleaned 32 different mirrors on an opening shift
  • witnessed an arrest for PI in front of the store
  • been unable to stop a grab and run
  • had to loan markdown guns to the BR a couple of doors down
  • had to go 24 hours without online registers because someone broke a keyboard
  • been eaten alive by fitting room dust bunnies
  • grown tired of people complaining the skinny black pant doesn't make them look like Audrey Hepburn
  • done whatever it takes to meet a daily gapcard goal
  • eaten Chipotle way too many times
  • had to remind certain P200 stores in the district that 9010 isn't a P200 (even though it should be)
  • gotten tired of walking back and forth countless times between body and baby
  • eaten the best eggrolls in the world
  • had your name misspelled countless times


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