You know you work or have worked at Gap 9010 if you've. . .

• called 9002 every 5 minutes to avoid the endless hold
• drowned out the music from neighboring department(s) with your own
• cleaned 32 different mirrors on an opening shift
• witnessed an arrest for PI in front of the store
• been unable to stop a grab and run
• had to loan markdown guns to the BR a couple of doors down
• had to go 24 hours without online registers because someone broke a keyboard
• been eaten alive by fitting room dust bunnies
• grown tired of people complaining the skinny black pant doesn't make them look like Audrey Hepburn
• done whatever it takes to meet a daily gapcard goal
• eaten Chipotle way too many times
• had to remind certain P200 stores in the district that 9010 isn't a P200 (even though it should be)
• gotten tired of walking back and forth countless times between body and baby
• eaten the best eggrolls in the world
• had your name misspelled countless times